The 5000 Question Survey

PART ONE (#1-100)

1. Who are you? I am a mother, a wife, a daughter, a sister and a friend.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? My children are my world. I am hurt easily. I have a hard time with trust.

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? Playing with my girls, FBing, doing the SAHM thing.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). FAV - Art History, Abnormal Psychology, Anthropology.  Least FAV - Chemistry.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year? To move into a bigger place. Would love it to be a house but will be happy with a home.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? Someplace surrounded by friends and family. And happy.

7. What stage of life are you in right now? Married with children.

8. Are you more child-like or childish? child-like

9. What is the last thing you said out loud? Hi Cooey-Coos...what's the matter baby girl?

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? God Bless the Broken Road

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? Do self defense classes count?

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? Better.

13. Does time really heal all wounds? not all. but most.

14. How do you handle a rainy day? Not well. They make me moody and grumpy and claustrophobic. Unless I can sit outside...then I enjoy them!

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? losing your luggage

16. How is your relationship with your parents? I love and respect them.

Will you miss them when they are gone? definitely

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? I try to be. Have a tendency to zone out on occasion.

18. What is the truest thing that you know? My girls are my world.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up? a teacher or a nurse, then a cognitive clinical psychiatrist

20. Have you ever been given a second chance? yes

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? taker

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? yes

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? childbirth

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? losing a friend

25. Who have you hugged today? Carly, Nani, Dite

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? Alfred

27. Do you have a lot to learn? yes

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A Learn a few new languages.

B How to be the best friend.

C How to be independently wealthy without having to sacrifice time with my family.

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? how other people make you feel.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Trust. Communication. Desire. Faith. Shared interests.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A Make a lifelong best friend.

B Travel to Greece.

C Take the girls to Disney World.

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

A Go to a duck pond.

B Lose a loved one.

C Run a marathon.

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? no

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20's: flappers, fringe, the "roaring 20's"

30's: Great Depression

40's: WWII

50's: suzie homemaker

60's: hippies

70's: disco

80's: punk rock, tie dye, big hair

90's: bubblegum pop

2000 (so far): y2k

2010's: social networking

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 90's because I am a child of the 90's

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? I could never pick just one but I suddenly have a strong urge to listen to some oldies!

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? USA - Barack Obama

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? How bout you make good on some of those campaign promises?

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? GSN or E!

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas) - I think everything is mine.

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? yes

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? take a boat

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? There is no light to bounce of the air molecules...or something like that!

43. What does your name mean? Shayna "beautiful" in Hebrew. Kanoelehuapohaikeanueanue - The mist of the little blossom is surrounded by the rainbow - my hawaiian name.

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? outer space

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: bender

Meat: puzzle

Different: same

Pink: purple

Deserve: get

White: bright

Elvis: costello

Magic: wand

Heart: and soul

Clash: of the titans

Pulp: fiction

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? Alfred's dad

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? all my AB mama's

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? no

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? a computer and books.

50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? no

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: A search engine for fruit facts

Ambytime: habitual lateness

Asscactus: booty-shaped spiky flower

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? bow for Carly

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? baby dolls

54. How many TV’s are in your house? 2ish

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? lay down and look at clouds

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? lucky

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? yes

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? no

59. What is your idea of paradise? someplace warm and quiet

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? yes - loving, forgiving, all-knowing

61. Do you believe in Hell? sort of

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? drove around the Big Island with Alfred just because

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? reached out to someone who needed a friend

64. Are you a patient person? sometimes

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? Kiss a random stranger Day

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? Father's Day - j/k!!

67. What's the best joke you ever heard? What do you call cheese that's not yours?

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Hawaii

69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Half and half

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? both

71. What is under your bed right now? boxes

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? go home

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? yes

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? Da Entourage Bunny Hop

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? The Dino Dance

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? rhino

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? yes

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? probably!

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? spend time with my AB girls

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? the right to bear arms

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? equator

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? tv

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? sacrificing their life for another

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Ni Hao, Kai-lan

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: sending Nani to school!

87. What was the last thing you paid for? ice

88. Are you a coupon clipper? no, but I'm working on it

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? yes

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? dancing

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? no

92. What insects are you afraid of? anything that flies

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? Stop Touching My Baby!

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? I've worn some pretty ugly outfits in my time!

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? avocados

96. What are your parents interested in? marching band

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? might have had an ant colony for a minute

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? no

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? wishes

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? around 8 at night

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? fire, sleeping bag, tent

PART TWO (#101-200)

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? heart-thumping, tingly, and a little dizzying

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.

A My girls

B Dite

C Alfred

D Kami, Lane, Heather

E The Meno's

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month? 0

104. If you could have 3 wishes...but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for? Nani and Carly to live long, happy, successful and meaningful lives. For children to never go hungry or cold. For others to always see the good in people.

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense? warm baths

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car? $100 million

107. Have you ever killed an animal? no

108. Have you ever lost someone close to you? no

109. What do you think of cloning? pretty sure Nani is my clone

110. Do you read or watch TV more often? tv

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety? yes

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive? I really don't like to think about that.

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body? no

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV? no

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes? no

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition? no

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don't know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)? no, but he makes one heck of a tree!

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living? sort of

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history? not that I'm aware of

120. Is there anyone you trust completely? no

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye? yes

122. How do you feel about women in politics? I think it's good

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool? outdoor pool

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own? greek mythology, parenting, travel

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? yes

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise? no

127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance? yes

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person? no

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring? no

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you? no

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?

A: Nothing to kill or die for... no

B: Late comings with the late comin' stretcher... no

C: I could make a film and make you my star... no

132. Were you ever with someone while they died? yes

133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star? rock star

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote? yes

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail? no

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now? no

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you've ever seen? Aladdin

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving? punk rock or alternative...Offspring especially

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished? potty training!

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you? buy me a house

141. About how many emails do you get a day? 100

How many of those emails are junk mail? quarter

How many of them are forwards? 2 or 3

142. What's your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site? facebook

143. Do you believe Kurt Cobain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobain) killed himself or was it a conspiracy? killed himself

144. Have you ever though about hitchhiking across the country? no

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip? nobody...it's nuts

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold, charming, dependable charming

147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time? 25

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them? no

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out? Breaking Dawn

150. What is your quest? to be the world's greatest mom

151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming? 200 adults

152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? yes

153. Who are you the most jealous of? my friends who seem to have it all

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? with happy kids

155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? yes

156. Who thinks that you are offensive? nobody

157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people? how to cloth diaper

158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)? no

159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don't know what it is? no

160. Do you get offended easily? yes

161. Would you still love and stay with your signifigant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? yes

162. Do you believe in fate or free will? fate

163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored? no

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? it can change

165. What changes are you afraid of? new social environments

166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? nocturnal

167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)? Nani's Iz CD

168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office? food service

169. What's the coolest job you ever had? being a mom

170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to? my kids

171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress? no

172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do? Nani....behave

173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like? capricorn - organized perfectionists

174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you? no

175. Are you in constant fear of death? no

176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life? no

177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen? no

178. Are you a fan of any comic books? no

179. At what age did you attend your first funeral? 23

180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)? sweat

181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom? books and parents

182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from? I'm sure my mother was honest with me

183. What is your favorite band? don't have a favorite

184. What's the best cheesy 80's song? I love them all

185. What's the best kind of movie to see on a date? romantic comedy

186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? front

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? no

188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free? to help someone out or make someone happy

189. Candles or strobe lights? candles

190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much? no idea but they were good movies

191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat? friend

192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural? cultural

193. What do you really want to buy? house

194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? marrying rich

195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help? the Never-ending Story

196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves 'one nation under god'? no

197. In what sense are you a minority? I'm of mixed race

198. Are you anti social? no

199. Do you photograph well? no

200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter? some

PART THREE

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

1 - vulture, 2 - oak tree, 3 - wild dog, 4 - caterpillar, 5 - rock, 6 - manta ray, 7 - male human, 8 - dolphin, 9 - female human, 10 - house dog

202. What do you feel unworthy of? true happiness

203. Would you rather be remembered for having done something for humanity or being a really nice person? a really nice person

204. Which do you value more: science or intuition? intuition

205. Your best friend and your significant other are in the hospital at the same time with the same ailment. Who do you visit first? best friend

206. Does the universe revolve around human beings? yes

207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish you still were? no

208. Who is your favorite poet of those who are alive right now? don't have one

209. What is your favorite song from the 90's? I love Paula Abdul

210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be? Z

211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.? yes

212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend? they add something to my life

213. Do you troll around the Internet harassing people anonymously for fun? no, but thanks for clarifying what a troll is!

214. Have you ever seen the movie A Man Who Fell to Earth? no

215. What is your favorite line from a movie? "then by god we take it back"

216. What's your favorite video game? just dance

217. Have you ever taken something that wasn't yours? yes

218. What is one phrase people say that irritates you? every pregnancy is different

219. You allow strangers to read your diary, but would you let your parents read it? no

220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower? hot steamy bubble bath

221. Are you allergic to anything? yes

222. What is your favorite Terminator movie? none of them

223. What is your favorite fast food? arby's

224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again? insult my friends

225. Would (or have) you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed? i would

226. Have you ever said 'I hate everyone' and really meant it literally? yes

227. Why do some people want to get more money than they could ever spend? it makes them feel better than others

228. Have you ever won a carnival fish? no

229. Did it live more than a week? no

230. What's the best sounding accent a person can have? british or scottish

231. What's the most boring thing you've ever read? the old man and the sea

232. Do you prefer buttons or touch screens? buttons

233. Do you think there is a lot of similarity between the Harry Potter books and the Lord of the Rings series? no

234. Would you consider yourself to be naive? yes

235. Which of your friends is most likely to go to jail? lane

236. What is the smallest amount of money that could be in a public toilet that would make you reach in and grab it? $100

237. Would you ever wear real fur? yes

238. Arachnophobia or Eight Legged Freaks? arachnophobia

239. What are your feelings about police officers? i don't trust them

240. what is your favorite line from a song? I never saw that look in your eye and I never have had you hold me that tight. And I've never seen you dance with your feet off the ground. Oh but I see it now

241. Is fifty dollars a lot of money? yes

242. Do you like the band Front 242 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front_242)? no

243. Would you rather have fame, money, or self-satisfaction? money

244. What's your middle name? Jonette

245. What is the absolute limit, the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars? nudity

246. Are you good, evil or neutral? good

247. Should ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) be considered a language? no

248. What color is your bedroom? white

       What color would you like it to be? blue and brown

249. When are you planning to move to a new home? as soon as possible

250. If you added up the cost of everything in the room with you, approximately what would it come out to be? $5000

251. Do you blow your nose in public? yes

252. Do you want to follow in your parent's footsteps? yes

253. What is the coolest web site you know of? facebook

254. Which cartoon would you most like to see turned into a movie? Dora

255. Of the following, which word best describes you: enthusiastic, fair minded, generous, helpful fair minded

256. Can you eat with chopsticks? yes

257. Could you tell real money from counterfeit? probably not

258. What do you think about school uniforms? they're ugly

259. What ancient civilization would you most like to visit? greek

260. What would make a great new Crayola color? rainbow

261. If an art project is created with the intent of getting rich and famous, does that cast doubt over its significance as a work of art? no

262. If you became president, whom would you invite to sing at your inauguration? Beyonce

263. Who is the greatest philosopher of your country? no idea

264. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? into the hands of a few people

265. Is it as easy to make you happy now as it was when you were a child? sometimes

266. Who knows more...you, or your parents? my parents

267. What instrument would you like to be famous for playing? tambourine

268. Children fill its lungs completely with air. Adults breathe in a more shallow way, not filling their lungs completely. Why the change? laziness

269. Would you have sex with a stranger for one million dollars? no

270. Are you completely in control of your body? no
       Are you completely in control of your mind? no

271. Which is more romantic: an expensive, glittering bouquet OR flowers that were hand picked as they grew beside the parkway? hand picked flowers

272. Do you know yourself well enough to understand why you feel the way you do? yes

273. Which do you do more often: let movies, songs and books put your feelings into words for you or put your feelings into words by yourself? let movies, songs and books do it

274. Do you believe celebrities when they are endorsing a product? no

275. What kind of movies do you wish were made more often? fantasy

276. Does fashion matter to you? a little

277. Should politicians be held to the same legal standards as everyone else? yes

278. What do you get in trouble for the most? wanting what I can't have

279. Should parents spank their kids? no

280. What is your worst daily habit? farmville

281. If you had your choice which one TV show would you have canceled? yo gabba gabba

282. Do you like the taste of sweet or salt? salt

283. Are you very precise about what words you use to describe your feelings and thoughts? yes

284. What do you feel the most guilty about? not working

285. Do you meditate? no

286. Can dreams be visions, or do you feel they are always random images? visions

287. Do you try to write/say what you are feeling in a true and simple way? yes

288. The thief _______ that everyone steals.
       What verb would you fill in the blank with? swears

289. What's the most incredible experience you ever had? childbirth

290. Are you ever afraid to write/say/think how you feel? yes

291. Do you write/say/think it anyway or become intimidated and try to avoid it? try to avoid it

292. What is one thing you can't do? sing

293. Do you like movies starring Charleton Heston (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleton_Heston)? no

294. Are you gentle? no

295. When do you feel the most raw and vulnerable? in new situations

296. Are you trying to find yourself? no

297. Where are you looking? not looking

298. Are you sometimes afraid of being honest because you are afraid of hurting people's feelings? yes

299. What would make you a stronger person? confidence

300. What book would you like to read sometime soon? Life of Bree Tanner

PART FOUR

301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.

A Find my passion.

B Bring cupcakes to school for my daughter's birthday.

C Go cliff diving.

D Swim with the dolphins.

E Write a book.

302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year? I'd like to.

303. What do you feel controlled by? money

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him? no

305. What is one thing you are sure of? my love for my daughters

306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert? early evening

307. Have you ever played in a band? yes

308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'? no

309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean? I wonder what all lives in there?

310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games? no

311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you? no

312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you? no

313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could? yes

314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it? used to be

315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author? yes

316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts? no

317. What are your feelings about the death penalty? it has its place.

318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be? Are our lives predestined or do we make our own futures?

319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets? yes

320. What is something worth suffering for? my family

321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it? the back of my head

322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature? no

323. Would you rather live simply or extravagently? extravagently

324. Have you ever been camping? yes

325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new? yes

326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are? yes

327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you? frightening

328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do? money

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all? athletic, skinny, cold

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jaynes)? probably got what he deserved

331. Do you know who the current premier of China is? no

332. Are you very active? no

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain? san francisco

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back? yes

335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you? yes

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time? I believe people can be perfect for each other but that more than one person can fit that definition.

337. Do you know secret things? yes

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have? yes

339. How do you overcome your fears? face them

340. What can you do better than anyone you know? make myself sound smart

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence? yes

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger? larger

343. Have you ever fired a gun? yes

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other? yes

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)? 75% free, 25% safe

346. Does safety stifle you? yes

347. Who or what needs to be stopped? time

348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated? yes

349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family? no

350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II) affect you? it really didn't

351. Have you ever lost something and never found it? yes

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows? no

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents? depends on the situation but probably my parents

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion? yes

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins is the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)? pride

356. Which one are you most guilty of? envy

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself? yes

Do you try to avoid thinking? no

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first? yes

359. What are you the most sensitive about? being left out

360. What can you talk about for hours? the girls, gossip

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most? myself

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work? i wish

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games? heck yah

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters? any of the old musicals

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them? most of them

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note? no

367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary? no

368. What are three things that you try not to think about? death, pedophiles, rapists

369. Is casual sex acceptable for you? no

370. What form of sexual protection do you use? abstinence

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right? to be able to read Alfred's mind

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people? yes

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers? yes

374. Do you take everything that is said literally? yes

375. Do you take most things others say seriously? yes

376. Do you have a quick wit? no but I have slow wit

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness? no

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs? yes

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you? yes

380. Are you uptight? no

381. Do you sometimes do risky things? yes

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes? yes

383. Are you self-conscious? yes

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon? Sea World

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing? yes

386. What is Kevin Smith’s(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith) best movie? Jersey Girl

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights? out with my friends to get a drink or home with my family

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes? we all get moody sometimes

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you? yes

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like? I think they expect more from me than I can give.

391. Are you quick to judge others? yes

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk? talk right away

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is? a flower

394. What is the worst fault a person can have? being fake

395. Do you have it? no

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment? environment

397. Who was your first best friend? that I remember....Colleen and Danielle

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you? Colleen moved then I moved

399. Who have you read a biography about? I've read lots of them for school but don't remember any one in particular

400. What would your own autobiography be called? What Not to Do. 

PART FIVE

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you? yes

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try? arts and crafts

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen? Mel Brooks

404. When was the last time you were up all night? last night

405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank. Parenthood

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized? no

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'? separates people

408. What fictional story would you like to live through? Heralds of Valdemar

409. Are cats or dogs smarter? dogs

410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary? no

411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life? either Mrs. Sibley or Mrs. Smith

412. Are you more easily bored or excited? bored

413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done? that bungee drop at Astroworld

414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant) the thrill

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want? yes

416. What do you do only when you are upset? clean like crazy

417. What's the oddest CD in your collection? Korn

418. What's the best diary name you ever saw? I've seen lots of great names but none is popping out at me right now

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you? I have a love affair with Barney

420. Who owes you an apology? Alfred

421. Who deserves an apology from you? Alfred

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you? More hugs and kisses

423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion? 60's

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you? Was that given to you by your boyfriend?

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature light-hearted

426. Do you own a record player? no

Do you use it? no

427. How easily do you make friends? pretty easily

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character? having character means that people can relate to you, being a character means you are playing a part.

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch? birds

430. Do you care about your weight? yes

431. Did you/will you go to the prom? yes

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins? no

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could? I would have either stayed in band or joined the dance team

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say? drama queen...lashes out irrationally

435. Are you artistic and creative? sometimes

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year? same thing I'm doing right now

437. What are you obsessed with? my girls

438. What was the last compliment you received? you're a strong mom

439. Do you have any brothers or sisters? yes

440. Who would you like to be alone with right now? Nani's teacher so I could grill her about today

441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer? yes

442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage? not necessary

443. Do you lie your way out of things? not very well

444. Are you better at talking or listening? listening

445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime? make a best friend across the street

446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible? no

447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you? I love you mama

448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)? no

449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading? no

450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers? the girls smiles

451. What do you do for exercise? nothing

452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach? strict teacher with a sense of humor

453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it? I named her Leilani

454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose? inxs

455. Are you a good cook? yes

456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive? no

457. Start a sentence with the words: what if we brought back the barter system

458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine? loyal and routine

459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head? 1000 before I'd die of boredom

460. How do you go about losing weight? I'll get back to you on that one...

461. Do you have street smarts? yes

462. Do you have a lot of common sense? yes

463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? cake batter and cotton candy mixed

464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing? Dirty Dancing

465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be? no

466. Do you like the way you look naked? no

467. Have you ever dissected an animal? yes

468. Who do you know who is brilliant? my brother

469. Who do you know who is dull? myself

470. Do you ever think about time travel? yes

471. What is one interesting fact you know? madam pele is the volcano goddess....don't steal her rocks

472. Do you talk to yourself? yes

Do you talk to your pets? yes

473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)? yes

474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits? delicate outfits

475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'? I try not to sweat the small stuff

476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak? sloppy

477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes? dimes

478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made? listening to Alfred

479. Are you in good health? yes

480. Are you patriotic? yes

Let's play fact or crap.

Is it a fact? Or is it crap?

481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health. crap

482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head. fact

483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest. crap

484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away. crap

485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport. crap

486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky. crap

487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts. fact

488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution. fact

489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant. fact

490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire. fact

491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth. crap

492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo. crap

493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. crap

494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich. fact

495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead. fact

496. The human body is made of about 99% water. crap

497. Bubble gum contains rubber. true

498 This survey to the zero power = 0. crap

499. Most lipstick contains fish scales. true

500. There are 86401 seconds in day. crap

PART SIX

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be? I always wanted something that could be shortened easily. Like Victoria or Samantha

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)? Sasha Piper

503. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz? no

If you did make one what would it be about? type of parent

504. What is your favorite song from the 70's? Is Donna Summer's Last Dance from the 70's?

505. What do you feel like complaining about? never having enough money

506. What do you feel like celebrating? having the most beautiful children

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call? yes

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone? yes

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country? yes

510. What do you have faith in? God's love

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere? yes

512. What (not who) do you care about? grammar, spelling, punctuation and pronunciation! It annoys me when people are sloppy writers

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you? having my kids taken from me

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil? expectations

515. What do you want to change about the world? equality

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey? trying to do different things for my 101 goals

517. Has anyone ever led you on? yes

518. What was the last thing you did against your will? let Nani go into that classroom....

519. What are your plans for the rest of today? watch an NCIS episode, go to bed

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was? smile

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall? 9 ft tall

522. How often do you get jealous? All the time...it's a problem

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't? scratch my throat

524. Do you do any soul searching? yes

525. Do you believe you have a soul? yes

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious? confident

527. Are you a slave to love? yes

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about? happy fairies who live in our weeds

529. Does anyone understand you? i think so

530. Do you understand yourself? usually

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element? Earth...but I think I should be a water sign

532. Who influences you to be the way you are? my mother

533. What is one idea that you live by? some things are just worth fighting for

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them? warm and inviting

535. Are you more delicate or tough? delicate

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful? more beautiful

537. Have you ever had a surprise party? no

538. When are you at a loss for words? when I'm pleasantly surprised

539. What is the worst time to be alone? in the middle of the day

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do? stay detached

541. What gets you through the night? listening to the girls breathing and Dite cuddling

542. Do you really want to live forever? no

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions? yes

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing? The Meno's coming back

545. Who is your favorite visual artist? I don't know any

546. What would you like to protest against? animal abandonment and neglect

547. What or who do you support? the right to choose

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion? no

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own? i like to pick them out

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious? no

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you? the scavenger hunt that Alfred sent me on

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public? yes

553. Does a good friend tell you you've got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it? tells you

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it? yes, no

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD? no

556. What do you need advice about? money management

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices? I hear them calling to me

558. Do you have a good luck charm? no

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people? yes

560. What is your least favorite body part? hands

561. Do you enjoy British comedy? no

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end? happy endings

563. What is your worst trait? judging a book by its cover

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love? yes

565. What is the essence of you? belief in the imaginary

566. What really inspires you? selflessness

567. Have you met your soul mate? yes

568. Is everyday a special occasion? no

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world? Carly coos

570. Of the following which word best describes you: natural, outgoing, polite, quick thinking: polite

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV? those sad animal abuse commercials

572. Have you ever lost your religion? yes

573. Do you want to share your life with someone? yes

574. Where ARE the wild things? asleep in their beds

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child? doesn't matter

576. If I had a birthday party would you come? no

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE? flying

578. What song do you love to sing out loud? Bohemian Rhapsody

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)? not yet

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks? no

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows? yes

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do? no

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it? watch it

584. What keeps you chained down? marriage

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head? it's decision time

586. Do you celebrate yourself? no

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life? no

588. What would you consider to be better than sex? sleep

589. What evil is necessary? in laws

590. What's your favorite one hit wonder? Spice Girls

591. What would you do anything for? my babies

592. Do you celebrate the full moon? no

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night? no

594. Are you ordinary? no

595. What makes people want to hang out with you? I have no idea

596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone? yes

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school? Apocalypse Now

598. What book should everyone have to read in school? Romeo and Juliet

599. Do you like the store Old Navy? it's ok

600. What movie sequels do you like? Star Wars, Harry Potter, Twilight
  
PART SEVEN (#601-700)

601. Do you have a lust for life? no

602. Do you want to get more out of life? yes

603. Would you want to learn to:
        Convert to Buddhism? yes
        Cure a hangover? yes
        Lie persuasively? no

604. What character from a movie is most like you? Elle Woods

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death? no

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages? sometimes they work

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like? burgers and birds

608. What do you like that others seem to hate? tofu and oysters

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick? december

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you? highway

611. What is your favorite movie? Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant? Oracle

613. What is your favorite song lyric? there are too many to choose from

614. What will you never run out of? love

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it? no

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron? yes

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)? no

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due? all the time
        How about the day it was due? yes

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line? yes

620. What is your favorite season? spring

621. Do you mind being described as cute? yes

622. What is the tackiest object in your home? the christmas lights

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards? the unknown

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person? I see the good in everyone and everything

625. What makes other people interesting to you? Their ability to adapt to different situations.

626. How open to suggestion are you? so so

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white? black

628. Are you often lonely? yes

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had? only ever had dogs

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure? no

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only? heart only

632. How imaginative are you? pretty imaginative

633. Do you like the Counting Crows? they're ok

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it? no

635. Are you more tense or laid back? laid back

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does? depends on others

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers? pretty ingenious

638. How often do you drink to get drunk? never anymore

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic? yes

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life? no

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi? vaguely

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home? it's been a looooong time since I've spent a night away from the family

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true? no

644. What is the most interesting TV channel? a&e

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again: anything by Vanessa Carlton

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk? yes

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people? I have never had a "real" job. I have never eaten a burger. I have never been to Mexico.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer? no

649. Have you been to a museum this year? ye

650. Do you ever watch porn? yes

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote? yes

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you? yes

653. Do people often give you weird looks? yes

654. Do you like Japanese cooking? yes

655. Do you care for stray animals? dogs only

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
        A Charlie Brown Christmas - it's a classic
        A Garfield Halloween - haven't seen
        The Secret of Nimh - it's a little dark but I like it
        The Last Unicorn - haven't seen
        The original Lord of the Rings cartoons - haven't seen

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)? no

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate? hesitate

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go? Mexican all-inclusive resort

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
        Watership Down - no
        As the Wind Blows - no
        Grave of the Fireflies - no
        How the Grinch Stole Christmas - love it
        Spirited Away - no

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral? male dominated

662. What words offend you? racial slurs

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it? yes

664. Have you ever looked into different religions? yes

665. Which ones have you looked into? other forms of christianity, mormon, islam, buddhism, hinduism

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion? it's not for me

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle? rows

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards? no

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones? old ones

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound? yes

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards? no

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards? haven't seen it

673. What is your favorite zombie movie? never seen one

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater sleep over

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid? hit and miss

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert house party

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like? pretty good

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party concert

679. If you are 18 what was your party like? it was fun

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip chuck e cheese LOL

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards? yes

682. What are your top 3 priorities? to give my children a good education, to stay healthy and active, to have a loving household

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards? no

684. What is your favorite smell? hawaiian flowers

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
        People falling - 1
        Rape jokes - 6
        Sarcastic comments - 2
        Blonde jokes - 2
        Dirty jokes - 2
        God/religion jokes -5
        Long-ass jokes - 4
        Death jokes - 5
        Pain/sickness jokes - 6
        Animals doing cute stuff - 4
        Bodily functions - 1
        Knock jokes - 2
        Ethnic jokes - 6
        Puns - 1
        Ironic situations - 2

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards? no

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day? yes

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side? short

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards? never saw it

689. Do movies have a great influence on you? no

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show? Jersey Shore

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want? pressured into roles

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie? no idea

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it? no

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect? no

695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date? I would never date a guy who wanted to take me to feed the birds. Ever.

696. Do you use public pools? yes

697. Do you use public bathrooms? if I really really have to

698. Do you use public showers? only when camping

699. How old will you be in 17 years? 45 - omg

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years? yes

PART EIGHT

701. What is your favorite mixed drink? malibu and pineapple juice

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others? yes

703. Chicken Marsala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce? chicken marsala

704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks? no

705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught? counterfeit money? LOL

706. Of the following, which word best describes you: responsible
responsible:
spontaneous:
tactful:
uninhbited:

707. Which band would you most likely check out? The Smiths
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)
The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)
Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit? no idea

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered? to drive itself

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you? short poetry

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours? walmart

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else? yes

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading? yes

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion? I didn't have that chance

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'? a sunburned zebra

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over? natural reaction

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead? maybe

718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him? socks

719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname? heaps of porcupines
Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname. heaps of porcupines

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night? yes
What does that feeling come from? childbirth

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends? none

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass? Alice in Wonderland

723. Write a question and answer it here. Are you enjoying yourself? No...not at all and I'm feeling very repetitive

724. Who is your favorite playwright? I love me some Shakespeare

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in? all those "scary movie" types....boring!

726. What would the worst movie ever be about? birds

727. Do you like truffles? no
Do you like Turkish delight? i don't know

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman? yes

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers? fire extinguishers

730. For question 720 did you write down sex? no
You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid? leopard print

732. What would you consider ordinary? our car

733. What is out of the ordinary? Carly's morning happy attitude

734. Do you ever watch COPS? no

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o? yes

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it? a reality show

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air? no

738. When do you act the most dramatic? when I'm with Alfred

739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards? no

740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her? a cricut

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'? kiera knightly

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy? yes

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey? a handful

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean? no

745. If you haven't would you want to? yes

746. If you ever did what would you write? please send help...or money...or wine

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from? debt

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime? snoring

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV? fish in a tank

750. Is it better to be loved or feared? loved

751. What causes you to panic? birds

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality? no

753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes? no

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years? to move into a bigger space

755. Why wait? need more time and money to make it happen

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you? on my side

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life? I wish I knew the answer to this

758. How much Tolkien have you read? I only made it through a few chapters of the Hobbit

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to: guess I'd turn it off!
Time Bomb by Rancid no
Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo no
The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha no
50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon no
Run by collective Soul no

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person? yes

761. Do you believe he was the son of god? yes

762. How do you feel about organized religion? it's a great way to worship

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context? It's not working without your hair

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick? computer/internet

764. Name a group of people: Sorority sisters

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb? at least 3

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets? yes

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal? no

768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses? Metallica

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac? not really

770. Do you like reggae music? yes

771. What makes your life worth it every day?my girls

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it? no

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn? several times a day

774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'? the majority

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers? ones that come from nothing

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born? not really

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes? on stars, on eyelashes, on necklaces

778. Are you self-sufficient? no

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed? wanted

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at? 20's

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different? no

782. Are you a hard person to get to know? yes and no

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger? throw things

784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of? nails on a chalkboard

785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of? rutabaga

786. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”: a hot bath

788. What do you see when you turn out the light? darkness

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music? sure

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry? silver

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you? I want them to be kind to everyone, open to new experiences and love their family.

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you? I want them to be more career-minded and money wise

793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen? Everything scares me

794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen? Recently we saw "The Proposal" I laughed pretty hard through that one

795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen? I have seen too many to name one!

796. Are you a good massage-giver? no

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to? Have you always been completely truthful?

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive? yes

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein? yes

800. Are you often sarcastic? *me? never* 

PART NINE

801. How often do you change your mood in a day? several

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite? I care

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite? yes

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust? no

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)? no

806. Have you ever had a flying dream? yes

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream? no

808. What's the oddest law you ever heard of? No orange buildings in CS

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person? long night talks late at night with some drinks

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her? yes

811. Can men and women ever really be 'just friends' with no interest in anything more? yes

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs? no

814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)? hold out

815. What's the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name? 5ish??

816. If you had a theme song what would it be? Irreplaceable

817. Are you cranky? yes

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you? older than me

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts? yes

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids? yes

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author? everyone can relate to

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold? too hot

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head? one foot

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots? no

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross? gross

826. What is the one way you wouldn't want to die? fire

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat? rasta

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors? indoors

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology? meteorology

830. Have you ever taken honors courses? yes

831. What do you think of crop circles? totally real

832. Where do they come from? aliens

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time? about 5 years ago

834. You have a choice. What do you eat: a cheese sandwich
A veggie burger
A turkey dog
A cheese sandwich

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages? no

836. Do you have a paper journal also? yes

837. VHS or DVD? dvd

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD? cd

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas? no

840. MTV: should it play morel videos or more shows? videos

841. Name a band: Goo Goo Dolls
Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other? grunge look

842. What does the expression 'touch and go' mean? hurry up and do it

843. Caffeine or alcohol? alcohol

844. Betty or Veronica? Veronica
Archie or Reggie or Jughead? Reggie

845. What book are you reading right now? I wish I was reading the Silver Gryphon

846. Is the news too depressing? sometimes

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck? elephant

848. Are you late for a very important date? yes

849. Ever use star 69? no

850. Is everyone as smart as you? no

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie? yes

852. Sheets: silk or satin? satin

853. Bath: soap or bubbles? bubbles

854. Your best color: blue or red? red

855. What's your favorite candy? skor

856. Can you sing? no

857. It's the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel? freaked out

858. You take your little sister (she's 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned "Hottie" and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn't have these clothes, she'll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.

Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes? should not
Do you buy them for her? no

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché? every pregnancy is different

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular? fenix tx

861. Of the following which word best describes you: your own best friend
versatile (flexible), wonderful, x-tra special, your own best friend, zany.

862. What does BYOB stand for? bring your own beer

863. Who is sexiest: James Dean or early Madonna
Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Elvis
Jim Morrison
Madonna
Cyndi Lauper

864. Do you always do what's expected of you? no

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news? no

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you'll have to spend the whole thing)? A&F

867. Have you ever won a competition? no

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls? girls

869. At what age do you become all grown up? around 60

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything? yes

871. Can you remember what you wrote? an S

872. Are you a force of nature? no

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow? it's a little retro
How about gold eye shadow? awesome

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:
Flapper? yes
Hippie? yes
Disco dancer? yes

875. Should birth control be taught in high school? yes
How about in jr. high or elementary school? yes in jr high, no in elementary

876. Would you consider yourself a genius? no

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris? didn't see it

878. Which is usually better movies or books? books

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie? no

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop? no

881. What gives you a magical feeling? peace and quiet

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker? no

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball? watch

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems? yes

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people? yes

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all? no

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar? i hate bad grammar

888. Make up a tabloid headline: LiLo gets sober?!

889. Do you like to learn new things? yes

890. What's more important, fame or personal accomplishment? personal accomplishment

891. Sweet dreams are made of this.... definitely not marilyn manson!

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside...
Round the outside of what? the park? no idea

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now? no

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say? I am my beloved's and my beloved is mine in hawaiian

895. Guys who are losing their hair:
Should they shave their heads? some of them should
Get implants? no
Or let it go? yes

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life? work hard

897. How much water do you drink every day? barely enough to keep up with Carly

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic? apathetic

899. Who do you turn to when you are down? my AB girls

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap? yes 

PART TEN (#901-1000)

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie? butterscotch pecan pie

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:
Banana - fruit
Cucumber - fruit
Tomato - fruit
Apple - fruit
Carrot - vegetable
Eggplant - fruit
Cherry - fruit
Pumpkin - fruit

903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public? no, I like to listen!

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time? you can definitely love more than one person at the same time. Marriage is a commitment!

905. Cover or original:
Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm? Michael Jackson
Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order IDK
I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow? Bow Wow Wow
Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure? The Cure
It's My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads? no Doubt

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling? Knowing a secret and not being able to share it

907. Do you like Maroon 5? They're ok

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show? no

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only? very little...and I usually just wash them anyway

910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into? God's

911. What the hell is your problem? Lack of sleep...and money

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see? Family picture

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can't see? Nani's personality

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing? not usually

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right? yes

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing? no

917. How is your life like a work of art? It's complicated and makes more sense if you step away from it to look at it

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives? yes

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you? yes

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together? no

921. Do you notice the little things in life? yes

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same? yes

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe? sometimes

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself? it's been so long I can't even remember it

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought? never

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you? yes

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can't see him or her because they are ten years away.

Ever look at life like that? no

928. When was the last time you:
Soaked in a bubble bath few days ago
Read a good book outside months ago
Held someone's hand moments ago
Felt truly joyful recently

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can? acceptance in my own way

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you? no

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living? not completely living

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn't or couldn't do? go to the library yesterday

933. Why don't you try and do that thing now? it's late and there's no story train right now

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world? The 33 miners being rescued after being trapped for 69 days! It's truly amazing!

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn't notice:
1. The sun is starting to set
2. Dite is sleeping in her bed
3. The air conditioner is running
4. More lights are on that shouldn't be
5. Nani even knows the Barney credit song
6. She also talks to herself an awful lot
7. It gets nice and quiet at the end of the day

936. Name three things you hate
1. birds
2. fakeness
3. expectations

937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
1. chicken and eggs are delicious
2. being fake is better than being mean
3. it's nice when you can exceed expectations 


938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
I can't think of anything

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn't be.
1. Going days without a shower
2. Letting my teeth get bad but not going to a dentist
3. Not having enough money

940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes? Mostly I just want for people to be kind.

941. Do you have any of these qualities? I try.

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to? no

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love. Sometimes I think he's a pathological liar

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate. She has longtime friends.

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why? pro choice. It is not the right of others to choose for a person.

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life. Belief that aborting a fetus is the same as murder. Abortion is a terrible process.

947. Can you see the beauty in?
A bumble bee: yes
A man skating: yes
A woman combing her hair: yes
A box of tissues: no
Yourself naked: yes
Light: yes

948. What are you most afraid of? being alone

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have? the president's
Why? so stressful, so much responsibility and so much attention

950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life? lots of power and respect

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body I'm curvy

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body my hands are wrinkly

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind it's always soaking up information

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind I'm judgey

955. Who was the last person you were rude to? Alfred

956.Are your elbows soft? no

957. Are you ticklish? yes

958. Are you awkward or graceful? awkward

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts? yes

960. If you wear contacts what's the longest you have ever left them in your eyes? a couple of days

961. What's going on where you are right now? Nani's driving me a little nuts and I'm watching the news. Hoping Alfred will get home soon

962. What is your favorite thing to touch? Carly's skin

963. What is your favorite kind of incense? I don't like any

964. What relaxes you? baths

965. How much time have you wasted? hundreds of hours

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle? I can't

967. What does teen spirit smell like? Nirvana

968. Do you mostly listen or hear? listen

969. Look or see? look

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read? no

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative? no

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you? it pretty much controls me

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation? conversation

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences? no

975. Is money how you keep score? no

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time? Lane, Kami and Heather

977. Just because you're angry does that give you the right to be cruel? no

978. What is maturity and where does it come from? the process of growing older and wiser...it comes with age

979. Who is the maturest person you know? my parents

980. Who is the most immature person you know? my MIL

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be? scrapbooks

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?

1. Dave Matthews Band

2. Vanessa Carlton

3. DJ Screw

983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you? scare

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse? not a fan

985. What's the best movie about high school? High School Musical or Grease

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80's 90's or today? 90's

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement? no

988. What's the riskiest thing you've ever done? traveled by plane to NJ with Nani

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking? yes

990. Who needs to get a life? I do

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens? what's a milky pen?

992. What should be different about high school curriculum? Is PE really necessary? Finance classes would be better

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be? no

994. Who can save you from yourself? myself

995. Are you a responsible person? no

996. "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious." — Oscar Wilde
Do you agree? no

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own? 2, maybe 3

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.? no

999. Do you want to have it all? yes

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents? no 

PART ELEVEN (#1001-1100)

1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are? my babies

1002. Name three annoying bands: Korn, Hole, Dave Matthews

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam? yes and yes

1004. Who do you take for granted? Alfred
Who makes you feel taken for granted? Alfred

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts? short

1006. Do you wear a hat? no

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV? no
How about Liquid Television? no
The Maxx? no

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture? underground punk

1009. What music makes you feel:
Sexy? R&B
Passionate? R&B
Violent? Rap
Romantic? Country
Sad? Country
Happy/joyous? bubble gum
ecstasy? Country

1010. Who's your favorite cartoon character? Rainbow Brite

1011. Does break dancing impress you? heck yes

1012. Are you a smooth operator? no

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal? criminal

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform? social reform

1015. Why do 'they' spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections? no idea

1016. This summer have you
Been to the beach? no
been to the movies? yes
Played mini golf? no
Gone for a walk? yes

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long? talking

1018. Have you ever eaten tofu? yes

1019. Who needs a brain? the government

1020. Who needs a heart? mean girls

1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood? not sure

1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party? not anymore

1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree? no

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings? yes

1025. What are you doing next Wednesday? Kiddie Park

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive? cuz he is

1027. What couldn't you live your life without? carbs

1028. Are your hands cold? no

1029. Is your heart warm? yes

1030. Palm trees or snow storms? palm trees

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out? no idea

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie? anything by Mercedes Lackey

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home? no

1034. What SCI-fi books do you read? none

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant? no

1036. Who's the best secret keeper you know? Aphrodite

1037. What is your favorite myth? any Greek mythology

1038. Is it easier to live when you're evil? no

1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity? yes

1040. Would you want to join one? yes

1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents? no

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er? sorceress

1043. Are leather pants sexy? no
On you? no

1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today? yes

1045. Have you ever given blood? yes

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace? yes

1047. What do you daydream about? a house

1048. Are you a miracle? no

1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens? yes

1050. Should they be? yes

1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick? I like the Osbournes

1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of Christ? it made people think

1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City? I don't know...not sure I saw it.

1054. What is your favorite movie with Adam Sandler in it? Wedding Singer

1055. What is your biggest problem? money

1056. Have you ever been in trouble? yes

1057. Can musicians be held responsible for influencing people to behave badly? yes

1058. Do you believe that there are subliminal messages embedded in some TV shows, movies & music? no

1059. Is there anything that you believe should be banned for any reason? skinny jeans on men

1060. How often do you eat too much? all the time

1061. Have you ever descended into pure madness? yes

1062. Would you want to? no

1063. Do green m&m's make you feel sexy? no

1064. If you died tomorrow, what mark would you have left on the world? my children

1065. What movie would you NEVER want to see? all the Saw movies

1066. What annoys you the most about yourself? I don't know when to shut up

1067. How do you feel about capitalism? it sort of works

1068. How do you feel about socialism? it also sort of works

1069. How do you feel about communism? rocks if you're on top

1070. Has anyone ever tried to injure you? yes

1071. Has anyone ever tried to kill you? yes

1072. How do you know when it's time to break up with someone? no

1073. What is your opinion of the Janet jackson/Justin Timberlake superbowl exposure incident? it was on purpose and both planned it

1074. What's the most annoying sound? whining

1075. Who was your childhood hero? my mom

1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on? because tv sucks

1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood? no

1078. Describe what you look like: short, squishy, disheveled

1079. Describe what you ARE like: kind, open, accepting, fiesty

1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you? i gossip

1081. How did you party new years eve 1999? might have been at a party...but was probably just being lame at home

1082. Does second hand smoke bother you? yes

1083. Have you ever:
Dumped a drink over someone's head? no
Dumped a drink over your own head? no
Bit someone? yes
Torn at someone's clothes? no
Made out in the bathroom? yes

1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending? IDK

1085. Do you have any interesting scars? no

1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent? change

1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert? Warped Tour

1088. What are you missing in your life? friends who are like family

1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you? no

1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that's in the room with you right now? toys

1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis? yes

1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince? yes

1093. This is Mr. fish <>< What's the best picture you can make on your keyboard? :o)

1094. What did Mr. Octopus say to Mrs. Octopus? no idea

1095. Let's see if I'm psychic. Write a yes or no question here. Are you in love?

1096. Write another yes or no question. Would you get plastic surgery?

1097. Think of just one more yes or no question. Are you running out of ideas?

1098. Type one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car) What color is your hand?

1099. Think of a number between one and one hundred & type it down. 99

1100. Write one more question, anything you want. How would you shut up a bunch of screaming neighborhood kids? 

PART TWELVE (#1101-1200)


1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right? yes

1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say....White.
Is it true? yes

1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.

Was it 14? no

1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.

The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question? maybe

1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl? no, she's a terrible actress

1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis? yes

1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray? can't think of any

1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson? hard not to love him as the original joker

1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin? who?

1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp? I'll take him in anything but especially as a pirate! yum!

1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom? pirates of the caribbean again!

1112. What rhymes with 'orange'? nothing

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby? to tease us moms into thinking one day they might!

1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this? sometimes I think this would be a good idea...but I don't want the government anymore involved in our lives than they already are!! And I'm not so sure they would let me be a parent so I say leave it alone.


1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident? maybe

1116. Did you get it back? idk

1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra? she-ra...duh

1118. Are you proud of yourself? usually

1119. Who should go to hell? pedophiles and murderers

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20? no

1121. Have you ever had insomnia? yes

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you? yes

1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep? too much

1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What? I make bows

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older? I had mine in my 20s and it worked for us. But if I had the same energy at 40...that would be a more financially stable time.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping? lots of things

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?

Or does it not exist? I am not sure. But I imagine it is more dark and dank than fiery

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person? yes

1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play? it changes daily

1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election? dumb
Gone With the Wind? classic
Fight Club? not my thing
Spider Man? fun
The Virgin Suicides? indie
Resident Evil? no idea
Signs? silly
Muppets from Space? idk but not at all interested in it
Pearl Harbor? love it
Halloween Resurrection? not interested
The Dark Crystal? no idea

1131. Is everyone special? yes

1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? chipped but pink

Manicured? i wish
Sparkly? no
Soft? no
Wearing a toe ring? no
Do you have hobbit-feet? yes

1133. Do you believe there is any place still undiscovered in all the world? if by world we mean Earth...yes but under the seas

1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at? I can think of several

1135. Is love all you need? no

1136. Ever caught a fish? yes

1137. Are you adventurous? not so much anymore

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity? no

1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die? myself

1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
1 - my inlaws

2 - why I am so easily forgotten
3 - why I can't act more like an adult

1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'? ummmm....

1142. Has your diary ever been rated? no

1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date? no...except that one time....

1144. Are you very liberal or conservative? more conservative

1145. What do you like about your neighbors? they leave us alone mostly

1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done? no...we already live too long

1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? I play that game 50x a day

1148. Was this year a good year for you? it was ok

1149. What are you looking forward to next year? just moving on

1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan? yes

1151. What do you think of these diarist names?

ToxicToast: dumb
Solitary Music: boring
gemini_wish_star: long
juneberry: silly

1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary? no

1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD? no

1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD? no

1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert? no

1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who? I've met a couple but none that I wanted to meet so I don't remember it well

1157. Do you have any autographs? I might have Leo's somewhere still

1158. Can you visualize whirled peas? no

1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen? yes....sometimes life just takes you in different directions

1160. Do you have no attention span? no

1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home: who.cares.

steak and butter: seriously?

The Smurfs Go Communist: LOL
The controversial Athens: I want to go to Greece

1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused? yes

1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally? it looks better blow dried...but usually dries naturally

1164. Where does your family go on vacation? wherever we have friends

1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island? no
Dutch Wonderland? no
Salem, MA? no
Niagara Falls? no

1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares? no

1167. Have you ever created an OD interest? no

If yes, what interests did you create?


1168. What do you think of these entry names?

DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss: huh?

I had a good title but i forgot it: sounds familiar

Left Alone: me too

yeah yeah...he kissed her: uh oh

1169. If you have aol what is your 'you've got mail' sound? don't have it

1170. What will you never have enough of? money

1171. Who can you only handle in small doses? my family

1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
a new car, house and boat each year
unending creative inspiration
ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
a trip into outer space
perfect health for the rest of your life

1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer? no

1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it? none

1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet? country

1176. What do you think of:
Abba? they are the dancing queens
Brian Adams? everything I do I do it for him
No Doubt? I'm just a girl

1177. Are you more logical or emotional? emotional

1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated? no

1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment: clever

Your eyes can be so cruel: interesting

What was, is no more: cool
shock me sane: dumb

1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children? no

1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers? parents

1182. Have you ever been to:

Manhattan? yes

Disney? yes

Paris? no

Anywhere cooler? japan

1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download? Single Ladies, anything by Danity Kane, Bye Bye Bye

1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win? yes

1185. Do you like Bjork? no

1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club? no

1187. What do you think of Moby? he's strange and bald

1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm? eh

1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns? who?

1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct? yes

1191. What sucks? this apartment

1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars: doesn't even make sense
The Hussy Chronicles: I'd read it
Gravy: dumb
Napping in the Broom Closet: my kind of blog

1193. Do you ever think about suicide? no

1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah? yes and yes

1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without? a/c

1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without? tv

1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship? high

1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S: stupid
Collapsibleman: ditto
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black dove: no thanks

1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden? garden

1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far? months 

PART THIRTEEN (#1201-1300)

1201. Have you ever owned a record? no

1202. In some states people want to make it a requirement that creationism (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in high school sciences classes. What do you think of this? I don't think religion should be taught as a science

1203. Should evolution also be taught in religious establishments like church or temple? As part of a science class, yes

1204. Can a person believe in creationism and in evolution at the same time? yes

1205. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
The Doors/Jim Morrison Survey: no
The David Bowie Survey: no
The Beatles Survey: yes
The Rocky Horror Survey: no
The Labyrinth Survey: yes
The SLC Punk Survey: no
The birthday survey: no
So this is love, the survey: no
The heartache/break up survey: no
Creationism vs. Evolutionism Survey: no
Opinion Survey: yes
World Trade Center Survey: no
Halloween Survey: no
Survey of Sin: no
How evil are you? Survey: no
The Roaring 20's Survey: no
Well, once, long ago, I created all those surveys. Now they are floating around in people’s diaries because the diary I had them in (Simply Surveys) was deleted due to disuse.

1206. Who did you get this survey from? Day Zero site
Say one nice thing about the person you got this survey from: they came up with a pretty cool idea

1207. Here is a list of priorities... Love/sex, Family, Close friends, School/learning, Job/career, Being true to yourself/self respect, Honesty, Aesthetics (beauty in the world), Creativity, Patriotism, Knowledge, Wisdom, Leading an exciting life, Making a contribution to humanity, Being rich, Being famous, Having power, Justice/fairness, World peace, Accepting and understanding others, Finding yourself, Spirituality/religion, Health, Happiness

What are your top three priorities from this list? family, close friends, religion

1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities? power, fame, patriotism

1209. How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day? 15

1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids? that'd be nice

1211. What song, CD, or band is a 'guilty pleasure' for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)? spice girls

1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is HIV positive would that effect your vote and why? no, not unless it would affect his abilities

1213. Have you ever had an HIV test? no

1214. What time do you:

Get up in the morning: 7ish

Eat lunch: 1ish

Do something active during the day: 10ish

Go to bed: 1ish

1215. Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? no

1216. When you hear the word ‘biker’ what kind of person do you think of? someone who wears a leather jacket, rides a harley, has lots of tattoos, and hangs out in bars

1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex? sort of

1218. If your pet dies, you can now have it cloned for $50,000. How do you feel about this? i could have another aphrodite? i'd love that!

1219. Are you or would you be embarrassed about buying condoms? yes

1220. Do any of your clocks make an odd noise or play a song when the hour strikes? no

1221. What are the things that make you go 'Hmmmm....' (remember that song?)? lying about dumb things

1222. Are you a sinner? yes

1223. Are you naughty or nice? nice

1224. Is belly-dancing sexy? yes

1225. What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with? does dominic count as a celeb?

1226. What is your favorite comic book movie? xmen or fantastic 4

1227. What movie would you recomend for couples to watch on Valentine's day? letters to juliet

1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who? i don't know....that's not a good thing

1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually? no

1230. Have you ever participate in an orgy? no

If no, would you ever consider it? no

1231. What song is in your head right now? the dino dance

1232. What was the best day of your life like? a mix of pain and euphoria

1233. What are you all about? my family

1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to:
A $5,000 gift certificate to radio shack: ryan
A brand new yellow jeep: alfred
An all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy: me
Lunch with N'Sync: steven
A lifetime supply of herbal essences shampoo: beetle
A $1,000 check: lane
A palm pilot? papa
An autographed picture of Shakira: jaime
Breakfast with kid rock: leo
A shirt once worn by Jonathan Davis: robert
One round of mini-golf with Sharon Osbourne: amber
A phone call from Robert Smith: sam
A brand new washer/dryer: mom
Free medical insurance for 1 year: kami

1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life? pilgrims

1236. Do you take vitamins? no

1237. Do you prefer fake or real flowers around the house? fake

1238. Sometimes roses are pink, yellow, white or red. If you give someone a rose, does its color change the meaning behind it as a gift? yes

1239. What's the most deadly thing you can think of? guns

1240. To-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes? may

1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:
Intelligent: dad
Happy: carly
Miserable: cyndi
Easily influenced: alfred
Cranky: heather
Bitchy: michelle
Evil: rebekah
Nice: ashley

1242. What's the best live musical performance you ever saw? lion king

1243. Have you ever had a 'pregnancy scare'? no

1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna's version of “Pappa Don't Preach”? madonna

1245. Can you change a tire? no

1246. Have you ever put your fist through a wall? no

1247. When do you feel the most relaxed and able to be yourself? when I'm drinking

1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won't show anyone else? no

1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs? yes

1250. Is cheerleading a sport? yes

1251. Do you believe that people should be able to choose death for themselves if they want to end their lives? yes
1252. Is there anything you morally object to? abuse

1253. What would you never do for money? public nudity

1254. Applebees, the Outback, or TGI Friday's? outback

1255. Which do you drink the most: juice, soda, milk, or water? water

1256. What sport do you like to watch the most? basketball

1257. What sport do you like to play the most? none

1256. Do you write poetry? sometimes

1257. Are you aggressive? no

1258. Have you ever fallen from grace? yes

1259. Does it bother you when a band you like gets really popular? no

1260. Has anyone ever won you a stuffed animal? yes

If yes, did you name it after the person who won it for you? no

1261. Can you go one week without cursing at all? yes

1262. What's the best candy? skor

1263. Can you lick your own nose? yes

1264. What song would you like to hear spontaneously in a public place (like a store)? girlfight

1265. Do you ever make others feel unwanted? i hope not

1266. Do you think you have ever made others feel unwanted without realizing you were doing it? maybe

1267. Are you very sensitive to what other people are feeling and how they will react to certain things? yes

1268. Have you ever climbed a tree? yes

1269. Do you feel somehow different when the moon is full? yes

1270. Who do you know that talks a lot but never really says anything? michelle

1271. Is world peace possible? no

1272. Who do you know that is making a huge life mistake yet you can't stop them? i thought john was and I was right...can't think of anyone else right now
What’s the mistake? shouldn't have gotten married

1273. Do you plan to own a home or rent an apartment for most of your life? hope to own

1274. Would you enjoy going to a strip bar to see strippers (of whatever sex you find appealing)? no

1275. Would you ever consider stripping in a sexual way for money? no

1276. Would you ever consider being a nude model for an artistic life drawing class for money? no

1277. What are 2 goals that you have? to complete this survey, to make a new bff

1278. What are 2 negative traits that you have? i don't know when to shut up, i push people away

1279. Will these negative traits stop you from achieving your goals? possibly

1280. Everyone knows that you are nice, fun, creative, and good but what are 4 other positive traits that you have? intuitive, observant, patient, giving

1281. How often do you daydream about your wedding day? occasionally

1282. If you were hiring someone for a job but could only ask him or her 3 questions in the interview what would you ask? what makes you qualified for this job? how would you and i work together? what would prevent you from doing your best?

1283. If you were interviewing someone for the position of your new friend but could only ask 3 questions, what would they be? would you be available anytime if I needed you? would you cancel plans to spend time with me, would you be ok with hanging out with me 24/7?

1285. Wholesome - Conducive to sound health or well being; salutary: simple, examples: wholesome food; a wholesome climate, Promoting mental, moral, or social health: example: wholesome entertainment.

Do you enjoy wholesome activities (sports, cooking, beach, family time, zoo, museums, etc.)? yes

If yes what wholesome activity do you enjoy the most? family time

Are you a wholesome person? yes

1286. When was your first kiss and what was it like? 15...it was ok

1287. Are you quiet and shy? sometimes

1288. Are you bitchy, cranky, whiny, miserable, depressed, needy, mean, flakey, shallow, obnoxious, inconsiderate, nervous, and/or stuck up? yes

1289. Do you come off any of these ways even if you aren't really like that? yes

1290. Are you loud and unfriendly? no

1291. Can a positive attitude/good personality make up for someone being less than beautiful? yes

1292. Can being totally beautiful and hot make up for a negative attitude/bad personality? no

1293.What are you seeking? lasting friendships

1294. Could you see yourself as a future nun/monk? no

1295. Would you rather have a baby or get a pet? baby

1296. What mistake do you repeat over and over? not staying in touch

1297. What do you think of the restaurant Hooters? it's good

1298. What are 5 traits that make someone ugly? mean-spirited, acne, violent, rude, selfish

1299. Do you hate when people tell you to smile? yes

1300. Do you like the writing of Douglas Adams? no 

Part Fourteen

1301. Can “what you don't know” actually hurt you? yes

1302. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? probably not

1303. What people or objects would you describe as “pure”? unicorns and babies

1304. Are you into bookcrossing (If you aren’t sure, check out www.bookcrossing.com)? It looks cool I will have to look into it more!

1305. Have you ever had a pen pal? yes

1306. Have you ever had a package pal (same as a pen pal but you send each other surprise gifts instead of letters)? no, but I'd like one!

1307. Is there a particular word or phrase that annoys you? several....

1308. Is there an online game you like to play? farmville and frontierville

1309. What group of people is the most discriminated against in your opinion or experience? ugly people

1310. What do you like best about bras and underwear? i don't like them!

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion? no

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?

You are successful from the start, a musical genius, good looking, wealthy. You become a rock star, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27.
You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life.
You sit home playing video games for 70 years.

1313. What is broken in your:
Car? the engine light keeps coming on...not sure why!
School? they're phasing out recess and no more half day kindy??
House? it's too small
Life? I miss my friends
Soul? trying to find my way back to God
Brain? I forget everything

1314. Which one will you fix first? my soul

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god: if he brings me to it, he will bring me through it

1316. What is the strangest note you've ever received? I can't think of any.

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?
Phone - no
Beeper - nobody uses these anymore except drs!
Voice mail - um no
Email - yes
Cell phone - not really!
Snail mail - occasionally

1318. Are you always available/easy to reach, or do you give people a chance to miss you? give people a chance to miss me

1319. If you got pregnant or impregnated the person you are with now (hypothetical if there is no one in your life just now) would you lean more towards keeping, adopting out, or aborting the baby? keeping

1320. If your partner in the pregnancy did not agree with how you felt and pressured you to change your mind or just went ahead with what he or she wanted to do against your wishes, would that affect your ability to continue your relationship with this person? yes

1321. Who should have the final say in the decision to have a baby, the woman or the man? woman

1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive him or her and take him or her back? no

1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you? I'd like to think I'd walk away but I probably wouldn't

1324. Who is more responsible for educating children, parents or schools? parents

1325. Are you into new age things? some

1326. Are you very:
Nervous? no
Anxious? no
High strung? yes
Organized? no
Tense? no
Rigid? no
Skeptical? yes

1327. Do you perceive reality differently from others? I don't think so How? pretty sure I follow the mainstream

1328. If you asked someone, “Do you masturbate?” and he or she says, “No,” would you assume he or she was lying? no

1329. What do you blame things on? having kids

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous? no

1331. Ice Cube or LL Cool J? LL

1332. What are your feelings about rap music? I like it

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music? Cypress Hill
BSB or N'sync or NKOTB? Nsync
Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul? Paula
Eminem or Kid Rock? Eminem
Weezer or the Get Up Kids? Weezer

1334. If you could solve just one of the world's problems what would you choose to solve? the economy

1335. Would you make a good:
Counselor? yes
Visual artist? no
Teacher? yes
Pilot? no
Secretary? yes
Cashier? yes
Waiter or waitress? yes
Veterinary assistant? yes
Office manager? yes
Stage manager? no
Actor or actress? no
Sales girl or guy? no
Pizza delivery girl or guy? no
Film director? no
Business man or woman? no
CEO? no
Surgeon? no
Fire man or woman? no
Cop? no

1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using them? no

1337. Imagine you are in school and a person of the opposite sex you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It's out of your way. Do you say yes? yes

Let's say you said yes. S/he hugs you. What is your reaction? hug back

As you drop him or her off s/he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this? that they are thankful

1338. Are you interested in post-apocalyptic (post-nuclear war) movies? no

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw? Beaches

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of? I don't want to think about that.

1341. Who is the most horrible driver you know? Lane

1342. Are you a sexist in any way? yes

1343. How often do you check your email? alot

1344. How often do you check your diary for notes? sometimes

1345. If you had to read a biography about someone, who would you pick? someone funny, maybe Chelsea Handler

1346. Which of your friends and relatives has the most interesting life story? not sure

1347. What's the matter with kids today? they're rude

1348. How do you feel about censorship? not a fan

1349. What was on the last CD you burned? Isaac music

1350. What movie should be released on DVD but hasn’t been released yet? pretty much everything is on DVD now

1351. Have you ever wished for wings that work? yes

1352. Have you ever imagined that you are not really of this world? no

1353. Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? no

1354. Do you still have imaginary friends? no

1355. Do you enjoy reading children’s books? yes

1356. Are you decadent? no

1357. What would make you happy that money cannot buy? a happy and fulfilling marriage with pretty, happy, well adjusted children

1358. What would make you happy that money can buy? a house

1359. Where do you hang out on your spare time? in my room

1360. Do you delight in minor euphoria? huh?

1361. It's (what time is it?) ______.  9:30pm
Do you know where your:
Mom is? home
Dad is? home
First boyfriend or girlfriend is? at work
Boy or girlfriend is? on the floor
Best friend is? in vegas
Soul mate is? under the table
Wallet is? no

1362. Who do you feel sorry for? angry people

1363. What will you never say in front of your parents? cuss words

1364. Do you change your personality and behavior depending on who you are with? yes

1365. Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity? I am married

1366. What year were you born? 1981

1367. What is your sign? Capricorn

1368. What year did you/will you graduate from high school? 2000

1369. Do you use moisturizer? I should use more

1370. On what parts of your body? my feet need it most

1371. Are the 70's back in style? yes but they shouldn't be

1372. Do you read any magazines? not lately

1373. Do you read before going to sleep at night? yes

1374. Are you a music maker? no

1375. Are you a dreamer of the dreams? yes

1376. How do you feel about large corporations? all about the bottom line

1377. How do you feel about people who are, “just doing their job”? isn;t that what they should do?

1378. Which would you watch of these choices: all of them
Pitch black
The mummy
Pretty woman

1380. About what percent of the time do you feel good about yourself? 50%

1381. Do you feel comfortable with other people (in social situations)? yes

1382. Do you have good friends/family relationships? yes

1383. How do you control your tension and anxiety? not well

1384. Are you able to meet the demands of life and function in society? mostly

1385. Do you curb your feelings of hatred and guilt? yes

1386. Do you maintain a positive outlook? yes

1387. Does knowing you enrich the lives of others? yes

1388. What things do you cherish? my family and friends

1389. To what extent do you value diversity? it's very important

1390. What fascinates you? people

1391. Do you appreciate nature? yes

1392. If you could be someone else for a day who would you be? Jane

1393. Would you ever consider 'psychic surgery' if you were ill? no
How about voodoo? no
Herbal remedies? yes

1394. How effective do you feel meditation is? very

1395. How effective do you feel prayer is? very

1396. How do you think that you (or anyone, for that matter) could pray without ceasing? I don't know if that's possible but in a very stressful situation maybe

1397. Is religion a live option for you (that is, a possibility, something you are drawn to even if you have no belief)? yes

1398. What part of your body do you lavish the least attention and love on? my fat

1399. How many clocks are in your house? 4

1400. What topics would you like to see more of on this survey? marriage and family, less teen angst